If I were given an elephant that I couldn’t sell or give away, I would try to take care of the elephant as much as I could. Realistically and financially, I wouldn’t be able to take care of the elephant for long, knowing that I’m a broke college student living in a forced triple dorm. Sure, the elephant would hypothetically fit in the living room, but how long would it be until there are complaints that neighbors hear an elephant stomping above their head. Now that I’m thinking about the elephant in my living room, the elephant wouldn’t even fit through the entrance of my dorm or even in the elevator. Thinking of another use for the elephant is difficult. However, this may seem wild, but the elephant may or may not be emergency food if we had some sort of apocalypse. Killing the elephant for food may seem a little heartless, but during an apocalypse, any survival ideas are up for grabs.
-Alex
